'I would ask 500 Whys '   When I stand  up yeah I know I'm gonna be  I'm gonna be the man who stands  up next to you  When I unit test  yeah I know I'm gonna be  I'm gonna be the man who tests  along with you       The Proclaimers - I Would Walk 500 Miles   If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be  I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you  And if I haver  yeah I know I'm gonna be  I'm gonna be the man who's havering  to you   But I would ask  500 whys  And I would ask  500 more  Just to be the man who asked  1000 whys  To help your process improve.   When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be  I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you  And when the  praise  comes in for the work I'll do  I'll pass almost every accolade  on to you   When I program  yeah I know I'm gonna be  I'm gonna be the man who pair programs with  you  And if I falter  well I know I'm gonna be  I'm gonna be the man who's...
