I Would Ask 500 Whys

'I would ask 500 Whys'

When I stand up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who stands up next to you
When I unit test yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who tests along with you

The Proclaimers - I Would Walk 500 Miles

If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would ask 500 whys
And I would ask 500 more
Just to be the man who asked 1000 whys
To help your process improve.

When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the praise comes in for the work I'll do
I'll pass almost every accolade on to you

When I program yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who pair programs with you
And if I falter well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's learning with you

But I would ask 500 whys
And I would ask 500 more
Just to be the man who asked 1000 whys
To help your process improve.

When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose lonely without you
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream
Dream about the coding we could do.

But I would ask 500 whys
And I would ask 500 more
Just to be the man who asked 1000 whys
To help your process improve.

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