And they called it Scrum (iteration 1)

 See also:  And they called it Scrum (iteration 5)

I'm sitting here drinking a Big Orange and thinking about Scrum.  How much does this monologue sound like your management or C-level?

And they call it Football (YouTube). Andy Griffith's famous 1953 stand-up monologue about college football. It has become one of the most beloved comedy recordings of all time. The illustrations used in this video were drawn by George Woodbridge, a Mad Magazine artist.

Listen to Andy (what Dialect is that?) mentally map Football to Scrum.

I grew up in the shadow (pulse 85 miles) of Pilot Mountain, NC.

... see next iteration of this topic ...